Gareth Jones Songs

Album Three
6. Four Kings (2:45) *
A bit of a piss take about four incompetent recent prime ministers.
Can’t think who....
Play Song
FOUR KINGS
This tale is about a lot of cant
And kings who all were sycophants
The story that I now recount could very well become a rant
- 4 Kings
The first king took a leading role and then he got us in a hole
The risk he took just didn’t work and so we ended in the dirt - 4 Kings
That first king left us in disgrace,
Never again to show his face
It could have given us breathing space,
But we ended up in a very bad place
– 4 Kings
The second king was indecisive
Tried too hard but was divisive
Tried to pull another trick but it was all just rhetoric.
- 4 Kings
The third king came from the jesting trade,
He used to think he had it made
He looked around for accolades
But all he got was a big blockade.
– 4 Kings
He took the law into his hands,
But his argument was built on sand
The people knew it was underhand
And many didn’t understand.
- 4 Kings
Lies and deceit became too much,
And the king seemed to lose his touch
The joking had become a crutch
And maybe we had had enough
- 4 Kings
The third king left us in disgrace
And so we had to turn and face
To find some else to replace,
Hopefully with a bit more grace,
- 4 Kings
Many times the Kings tilted at the walls
But defences held firm and the bricks failed to fall
The Kings lost their way so they all had to go.
It was all turning into a bit of a shit show.
– 4 Kings
The fourth King didn’t last too long,
Slightly shorter than this song
Everything went badly wrong;
It seems that you can be too strong
- 4 Kings
This song is all about four Kings and the mess they put us in
Whatever it was they tried to sell
All we know is that four Kings lead to Hell
Four Kings lead to Hell, four Kings lead to Hell:
Four Kings – Hell!
